Goliath meek and mild
David weak and wild neutered himself
in the field as the giant croaked, lo.
He reclined in a lily tank sucking up
all the gospels as yet told,
like a gunshot Luke gilded.
And lo, did Constantine ever quip
in his age of old about how
the luckless ever get paid tomorrow,
or the rabbis their penchant
for darkening the drunks today.